GO AWAY. You are not welcome here. Go back to your own country, foreigner! Leave before I find out where you live and come to hurt you badly! GO AWAY! I do not want you here. When you are here, I feel awkward. Leave. NOW! What are you waiting for? If you're still reading this, I've probably figured out where you live because you're STILL HERE! You are not wanted here! I repeat, GO AWAY!
A Quick Welcome to the Unknown World of Slinkies!
"Oh no! I is a slinky!" Said the unknown man in this picture. (I am saying this to avoid copyright infringement, folks!) 'What is a slinky?' you might be wondering right now. Well, my clueless friend, a slinky can be one of two things, depending on how it is used in context. The more well known version of the definition for 'slinky' is a small, coiled toy, much like a flexible spring, usually made of plastic or metal. The much lesser known (and more interesting) meaning for the word 'slinky' was crudely made up by my good friend McKenna the morning she pushed her sister Morgan down the stairs. It reminded her of the previous meaning for slinky, and she came up with this: a slinky is someone who is otherwise useless in life, but brings joy to other's faces when pushed down stairs. Between me and my friends, slinky is a widely used word, carelessly thrown around in our conversations as though it were a football.(YEAH! WHOOO! FOOTBALL!) When called a slinky, do not take this as an insult, but rather a further embracement of your undeniable slinkiness. (Seriously, dude, if you were'nt a slinky, you wouldn't have looked this up in the first place.) 'Cuz really, ladies and gentlemen of the internet, everyone out there is a slinky. You just have not yet exposed your inner slinkiness. Now that you know the basic definitions, background, and some overall knowledge on slinkiness and slinkies, may I be the first to welcome you to the wonderful world of the slinks.
